Life is crazy
Life is crazy
Its a living hell
Ill give you a insight
Of my wacky life
Mum's yellin at me 24, 7
For not coming home on time
Well she's gotta yell at me
But for 24, 7? I think not
Dad's just there
Staring at who knows what
His probably thinking about
how much he wants a cold beer
My baby sis just learnt something new
she learnt how to climb stairs!!!!
Is it for better or for worse??????
You'll soon find out
Typical mum still yelling at me
Dad's gone to the pub for a beer with mates
Mum and I havent notice something
my baby sis is holding a knife!!!!
My baby sister, the mass murder????
She's on the loose and she's arm
She's heading for the stairs
Looking for a victim!
She climbs the stairs
with the knife in her hand
She's started to druel!!!!
She wants a kill.
She sees our dog,
Our beloved dog
She's ready to strike
She holds the knife with two hands
Mum and I just notice
"the baby, is on the loose"
I rush to the rescue
And dived at my baby sis
Lucky she never took a strike
For attempted murder
I condemn you to prison
I banish you, to the cradle!!!!!
My life is crazy
I got a mum that's crazy,
A beer craze dad
And a murderer for a baby sister
Well there you go
I got a wacky life
Well as long as my life doesnt get boring
that all that matters
well well well there u go, well this poem was partly true my baby sis did have 2 knifes in her hands when she was goin upstairs (huge knifes as well). Well she's only 2 and she already got her first 2 knifes.