Tuesday, 27th of May, 2003

Year 11 placement exam. Wellz almost came late. Um yeah we had exams. All ive gotta say is thinkin ova load!!!! We had a bbq for lunch. Theo's belt broke and his pants were fallin down so he shoved a book up his ass couldnt fit probably so he shoved 2 books up his ass. i was laughin my head off for 5 mintutes and i told jason (aka da big beast).

Monday, 26th of May, 2003

I luv my god! He saved me from my geography assignment. I can fix up my speech and assignment and make it ten times betta. Ive found out Princy had my assignment. Grrrr!!!! I wif into dat crisis cuz of dat dope! Omg!!! But still i luv my god!!!

At da end of recess nick told me dat mrs getley was pickin up rubbish and so i decided to appaulse for her. We ive got in trouble 4 it and she said to me "ive would of expected more of u." Wellz theo still teasin bout it 2 me. Straight afterward james started appausin and mrs getley heard. We almost got into shit cuz he neva owned up. Wellz we almost go a detention cuz of him.

At lunch time, wellz it was a different story. A ball just rolled to me and lloyd. Lloyd told me 2 kick it. Duck!!!! Damn direct shot at a year 7 dude on da back! Damn i neva saw da dude walkin by, lloyd even said he didnt. Wellz he neva knew i kicked da ball. Lucky!!!

At commerce, warren slammed da desk at my hand and ive got a cut.O wellz to da office to get a bandaid. When i came backs da door was jammed! Daniel Doan went to open it but wifout no signs of aggression. Mr Peadon was there. Wif all his might they opened da door. After 5 minutes simon needed 2 get in. Daniel da lil weakin couldnt open it so i opened it and kicked da door open. Daniel u need 2 show signs of aggression next time!

O yeah it was my sista kim's bday 2dayz happy b'day 2 my big sis

Sunday, 25th of May, 2003

It was da half marathon todays and i had 2 get to church. All i saw was people running and i couldnt get to church.After havin one of my tantrums, i gotz to church unaware what was goin 2 happen.

The Eucharistic ministers werent there so nothing was setup up properly. But no one knew lil dinny knew dat they told me where everything was. I got da key for da safe and put my altar servin robes on. After a 8 minute delay church started.

The altar servin robe was too small for me! It was up 2 my knees! O wellz. Mass sorta went smoothly after datz. My tennis got washed out so i had nufin to do but my assignment.

I've lost my geography assignment sheet! Im such an idiot! In a crisis nowz. Ill just write bullshit down 4 my assignment.

Friday, 23rd of May, 2003

Rockets got 13th pick in da NBA draft!!!!!!!!!! datz alrite wish they got in da top ten

Thursday, 22nd of May, 2003

Our skool has sports on Thursday and so i played basketball. I had TC, Viet, Chris (from year 9 but da cricket playa) and John-Ray. We were da underdogs. We defeated da all stars which stars lloyd dorry, chris (from year 9 and gill. All three of them from da skool basketball team. Defeated a shit team consisting of patrick cortes and CJ (princy's lil bro). We den defeated da filos wif a three pointer. The filos get potrolo, chris, patrick, cj corpez and princy. What must go up must comes down. We lost our next 2 matches. Unable to keep our winnin streak. Damn i hate dat all star team!!!!!

Wednesday, 21st of May, 2003

Today at school, i was playing basketball at lunchtime. Chris from year 9 stepped me, i went after him, stepped onto a orange and slipped on my ass! 4 sum reason my necks kills cuz of datz.

At science, we were doing a experiment wif da bussen burner, not rememberin da skills we learnt in year 7 we did da practical. We heated up copper carbonate and after we were done wif it lloyd tried washin it out. Da momment da water touched da test tube it exploded!! lol what a idiot lloyd! Miss Williams is gonna make us learn year 7 work cuz of u.

We den had computers, me, lloyd, kelly, alfred, ishak and chris rivera were in da back of da computer room. From out of no wheres, alfred and ishak ran their chairs into us. Me and lloyd took da blow in da stomach. They held us there for 10 seconds. Damn those bastards! Me and lloyd took our revenge. We slamed them into their tables. They got ready and we got ready but dis time they had chris. Bang!! it rocked da room. Me and ishak slammed into each other and so did alfred and lloyd. Da only exception was matt got hammered by chris rivera! Da teacher heard and started lookin at our direction. We resume our chair war after he wasnt lookin. Ishak hammered into me and it cuz lloyd's computer 2 reset! Revenge ill get my revenge next computing lesson Ishak!

I went 2 play pool dis afternoon wif frankie, chris and brigid. Me and brigid lost our 2 games. After da 2nd game, i showed them my maths skills. I tried to angle da ball, da white ball hit da edge, went flyin in da air and hit a unknown stranger standin 10 metres away in da leg! Duck for covers!!!!!

Tuesday, 20th of May, 2003

Someone hacked into my msn messenger account! Damn sorries ppl ive got a new email address nowz itz [email protected]

Sunday, 18th of May, 2003

Had 2 wait 20 extra minutes for my chicken! My lil bro and sistaz eattin right in my face. How dispeckable? Grrr! da chicken betta b damn worth it!

Tuesday, 6th of May, 2003

What a miracle ive got my diary signed for 2 months. Whatta miracle, da teacher even wrote a note in my diary ill scan it and show ya what ms musarra wrote.

Sunday, 4th of May, 2003

My cousin, tony left to go back to America, whatta nice bloke, he shouted me coffee!

Friday, 2nd of May, 2003

My cousin Tony came 2 sydney from perth, his a newly wed! But he didnt bring his wife wif him what a shame!